The Magic Show

So for those of you that know me, you know I'm am now a fully cognizant, recognized, and devout Atheist... There is no turning back (short of brain-damage) to religion.

Oh I have some interesting theories on life, the universe and how things work that some would call hokey. For instance, I've seen some things done that I still don't understand, and the jury is out on them for now, so I refer to them as "energy work" and leave it in my "unexplained" box in my head. But in NO WAY do I ascribe ANYTHING to an All Powerful, All Knowing, All Just Deity or Deity-Group on any level.

Just... No... Way...

Well, I am going to be returning X-Mas gifts that my well meaning Step Mother got me that I would rather have cash for. Since I am moving into an Apartment in about 30 days, I need the cash for Furniture, moving expenses, etc. I just bought my California King Mattress yesterday. I am shopping (still) for the Platform Bed to put it on. I have to get pots and pans, dishes, toilet paper, towels, Emperor Scorpions, silverware, glasses... you know... New apartment stuff.

I can't wait to get my Emperor Scorpion pet moved in!

I used to raise them out when I lived out in California...

Anyway, back to my opening statement.

I am meeting my father at the church where he ushers to get those receipts. I forgot that he doesn't know about my Atheist Status yet. He is in fact a Preachers Kid himself, and caught so firmly in the delusion that there isn't any hope for his redemption from this particular meme. And that's ok. It doesn't directly cause him damage, other than the sad fact that he can't revel in what life is... temporary.

So he invited me to church and I think I'm gonna go.

I figure I'll pop out my Kindle and read me some "God Delusion" while sending sexxy chats to my female online friends from my iPhone.

What could me more fun for an Atheist to do while visiting his fathers church?

lol.

Ahhhhhh.... life is too short. (and not short enough)

I'm already 25 minutes late to service, but that's ok... cause I'm only going so I can twitter the insanity that church can be...

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Well, I guess I should change into something respectable for church... but I don't have any shredded jeans? crap... and it's too cold for shorts... sigh. What is a guy to do?!