Take Your Damn Hands Off My Damned Car

Well, I drive a little Geo Metro.

It's a 95, 4-door, LSi model.

It's also the largest object I have from my marriage.

It's been broken into over 6 times, I guess 7 now. I've had two car stereos stolen from it, and the stereo currently in was pulled out and almost stolen another time. I woke up this morning, went out to get in my car, and... it was gone.

I looked around, and there it was. A couple houses down, driven up on the neighbors lawn. My ignition switch is loose, apparently loose enough that you can start the car just by turning it with a screwdriver. Yay!

(grumble)

Needles to say, I'm tired of this. My next step is to wire it with explosives and and a silent alarm. Why silent, you ask?

Because I want to have a beeper go off so I can walk over to the window before I explode the car with the would-be thief in the vehicle. I want to WATCH the miserable bastard explode into a thousand pieces... and get it for my YouTube account.

sheesh!

LEAVE MY DAMN CAR ALONE JERKS!
Who on EARTH would steal a fricking Geo Metro?!

I mean seriously!

Rob from the RICH... not the poor! You S.O.B.!!!!
I'm irritated AND laughing at it. I am guessing they got it started, took off quickly, slid on the rain soaked streets, hit the curb, engine died, and they took off.

(grumble)
(chuckle)

Sheesh!
No respect...

Ah well... it could have been worse?!
I could have been kidnapped by aliens!!!